Property flirt

Well paint me green and call me a cucumber. Ain’t this the prettiest country house you ever did see? I’ve had a sneaky peek through the keyhole, and I can confirm that she’s just as good on the inside. Am I green? Oh yes I am.

You know the drill ladies and gents. I’ll take you on a tour, and drop a few little hints along the way. You consult with Mr Smith over the back fence and come up with a figure, and the winner gets a romantic night out with Kevin McCloud. Or Mr Smith. You choose.

Are you ready to rumble? Let’s do this thang…

24 November 2016
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