• Woldingham wonder

    There’s nothing I love more than a little nosey around a gorgeous pad, and the bigger the better. Yes peeps, it’s the Flirt Alert. Time to kick back with a cuppa and nosey through the corridors and cupboards of someone else’s house.

    Shall we open these gates and begin?

  • Property flirt: party pad

    Shall we celebrate the start of spring and all this glorious spring weather (??!!!) with a goosey gander around a gorgeous family home just a hop skip and a flippety flop across the Kent border in pretty Crockham Hill. Yes, I think so too.

    Usual rules apply – look at the pics and description, guess the price, put your answer in the comments box below and the winner gets a romantic break with Tom Hiddleston in the Bahamas. Er, ok, maybe not. But you’ll have the glory of being right!

    • Property flirt: it’s a biggie

      Well hello there sexy! Uh, I meant the house, but ok, you too. Well, this is the most expensive Property Flirt I’ve written about so far, giving a little ‘Hey Big Spender’ sequins and shimmy to proceedings. We’re talking six double bedrooms, five bathrooms (yes, really), five reception rooms, a gym, tennis court, swimming pool, stables, a separate guest cottage and roughly 12 acres of grounds. Want to take a sneaky peek? Of course you do.

    • Property Flirt: she’s a stunner

      Are you ready to get Flirty Gertie? Time for one of my favourite bits of the blogaroo! Because, yes I’m nosey and yes I have property envy and yessity yes YES I want to pretend for a moment that I’m going to be living in this house one day.

      If you haven’t played Property Flirt before, tis easy. Look at the pics, read the clues, get a feel for the area and then see if you can guess the price. Those who come within £10k of the asking price get an ‘I HEART SURREY’ key ring and my last Rolo. Subject to availability, of course. Oh, the Rolo’s just gone.

      • Property flirt

        Well paint me green and call me a cucumber. Ain’t this the prettiest country house you ever did see? I’ve had a sneaky peek through the keyhole, and I can confirm that she’s just as good on the inside. Am I green? Oh yes I am.

        You know the drill ladies and gents. I’ll take you on a tour, and drop a few little hints along the way. You consult with Mr Smith over the back fence and come up with a figure, and the winner gets a romantic night out with Kevin McCloud. Or Mr Smith. You choose.

        Are you ready to rumble? Let’s do this thang…

      • Property flirt: a Victorian beauty

        Fancy a nose around this Victorian beauty? There are a few surprises behind that gorgeous double-fronted period facade.

        Usual rules apply – look at the pics and description, guess the price and do a victory dance around the kitchen/office/dentist’s waiting room, when you get it spot on.

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