Let’s get flirty

I admit it, I’m a property tart. This month, I’ve been led astray by a handsome hunk that goes by the name Lapwings

Property Flirt: Oxted

Take a peek inside this brand spanking new beauty sitting at the foot of the North Downs in Oxted, and see if you can guess the price tag

Woldingham wonder

There’s nothing I love more than a little nosey around a gorgeous pad, and the bigger the better. Yes peeps, it’s the Flirt Alert. Time to kick back with a cuppa and nosey through the corridors and cupboards of someone else’s house.

Shall we open these gates and begin?

Property flirt: party pad

Shall we celebrate the start of spring and all this glorious spring weather (??!!!) with a goosey gander around a gorgeous family home just a hop skip and a flippety flop across the Kent border in pretty Crockham Hill. Yes, I think so too.

Usual rules apply – look at the pics and description, guess the price, put your answer in the comments box below and the winner gets a romantic break with Tom Hiddleston in the Bahamas. Er, ok, maybe not. But you’ll have the glory of being right!

Property Flirt: I think I’m in love…

There are properties that I like to flirt with. Just the usual flirting: a little blushing of cheek, fluttering of eyelash and possibly flashing of leg. It’s nothing serious, just a little crush. My heart’s not in it for the long haul.

And then there are the properties I go doolally over. These are the ones I would introduce to my parents. To my grandma. These properties are the keepers. They have everything on my tick list, and more.

Folks. I’ve found my keeper.

A peachy period Property Flirt

Shall we celebrate the start of a new year with a nose around a gorgeous family home in Surrey? Yes, I think so too. Usual rules apply – look at the pics and description, guess the price and do your victory dance when you get it spot on.

Property flirt: it’s a biggie

Well hello there sexy! Uh, I meant the house, but ok, you too. Well, this is the most expensive Property Flirt I’ve written about so far, giving a little ‘Hey Big Spender’ sequins and shimmy to proceedings. We’re talking six double bedrooms, five bathrooms (yes, really), five reception rooms, a gym, tennis court, swimming pool, stables, a separate guest cottage and roughly 12 acres of grounds. Want to take a sneaky peek? Of course you do.

Property Flirt: she’s a stunner

Are you ready to get Flirty Gertie? Time for one of my favourite bits of the blogaroo! Because, yes I’m nosey and yes I have property envy and yessity yes YES I want to pretend for a moment that I’m going to be living in this house one day.

If you haven’t played Property Flirt before, tis easy. Look at the pics, read the clues, get a feel for the area and then see if you can guess the price. Those who come within £10k of the asking price get an ‘I HEART SURREY’ key ring and my last Rolo. Subject to availability, of course. Oh, the Rolo’s just gone.

Property flirt

Well paint me green and call me a cucumber. Ain’t this the prettiest country house you ever did see? I’ve had a sneaky peek through the keyhole, and I can confirm that she’s just as good on the inside. Am I green? Oh yes I am.

You know the drill ladies and gents. I’ll take you on a tour, and drop a few little hints along the way. You consult with Mr Smith over the back fence and come up with a figure, and the winner gets a romantic night out with Kevin McCloud. Or Mr Smith. You choose.

Are you ready to rumble? Let’s do this thang…

Property flirt: a Victorian beauty

Fancy a nose around this Victorian beauty? There are a few surprises behind that gorgeous double-fronted period facade.

Usual rules apply – look at the pics and description, guess the price and do a victory dance around the kitchen/office/dentist’s waiting room, when you get it spot on.