Wouldn’t you though?
*Snort*. Where am I? Oh, my apologies, you woke me up. This is what happens when you stretch out on the world’s sexiest beach towel – it transported me to the Ibiza sunshine, where I was having a Sea Breeze cocktail under sail… Well, a girl can dream, can’t she?
*Sigh*. If for you, like me, the St Tropez beach scene isn’t happening anytime soon, you’ll be glad to know the aptly named Dreamers tasselled towel also comes in mighty useful in the back garden, out on picnics or even at festivals.
A Dreamer is a huge, striking, round beach towel, brand new to the UK and big enough for a family of four to sit on, or two to be wrapped in. There’s 6 funky designs to pick from. At £75 they’re a bit of a luxury, but since they are so multi-functional – somewhere between a towel, a poncho and a picnic rug – I think I might just stretch to it.
They feel heavy and well made with a velour backing that gives them a luxurious softness and thickness. And they arrive packaged in a gorgeous linen drawstring bag – perfect for chucking in the back of the car for your glamping spree.
Now please excuse me, where was I? Oh yes, back to that exotic beach. Yes please, I’ll have a Pina Colada, send over that young fit waiter, and *cough* would he mind reapplying my suncream?