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Muddy meets… Sir Ranulph Fiennes

The world's greatest living explorer talks to Muddy about his worries, his competitive nature and why vanilla ice-cream is his weakness.

Named by the Guinness Book of Records as ‘the world’s greatest living explorer’, Sir Ranulph Fiennes has spent his life in pursuit of extreme adventure. In Living Dangerously, which comes to Rose Theatre in Kingston on Mon 8 Oct, Sir Ranulph offers a personal journey through his life, from his early years to the present day.

Ok, Sir Ranalph, tell us what you’ll be talking about on this tour.

I’ll be talking about my life: my childhood and schooling, and training with the SAS  – and being chucked out of the SAS! I’ll be talking about my very first posting with the British Army, and being the youngest captain in the British Army – even though I didn’t deserve it(!) – and how that inspired my love of exploring. I’ll also touch upon some of my favourite expeditions. I’ve tried to get a good mix of polar exploring, and my other adventures.

 

 

Right then. I won’t even climb a ladder, but as the oldest Brit to climb Everest you seem to be fearless. Or are you… 

I don’t really worry about expeditions. I only really worry about family finances. All those horses that Ginny loved! When we moved to Exmoor, we had lots of Aberdeen Angus cows and sheep, and that was quite profitable. But the horses…!

 

I’m hearing you loud and clear on the horses (the mini-Muddy loves them!). But let’s talk about the one that got away – challenges, I mean, not horses.

There is one thing that I wish I had tried doing earlier. At the moment, I still hold the World Record of being the only person to have crossed the whole of that Antarctica ice cap, the whole of the northern ice cap and to climb the highest mountain. But the record I would like to have broken is to cross all the ice caps and climb all seven of the highest mountains. Everest is the most difficult, I’ve done that. And if when I’d done Everest I had done the minor ones, that would have been no problem. It was 2009, and I was in my 60s and quite fit, but when you’re a bit older, things start to go wrong. Your circulation heads towards your core so if you have ever gotten frost bite before, you are even more likely to get it again. The mountains that you can actually climb when you are in your 70s have to be much lower than the ones you could have climbed before. There are only 3 of them out of 7 I haven’t done, so it’s very annoying. I’m sure someone else will complete it soon.

 

So – just guessing here – you are quite competitive?

I am, and it’s not a good trait. When I was first asked to climb Everest, I said no because of my extreme vertigo. Then six months later my wife died and I just wanted to do something, anything to distract me. So I did months and months of training and then I got a heart attack when I was 300 meters from the top. I told the doctor when I got to base camp that I was never trying it again but he told me that if you go up the other side, from Nepal, it’s dead easy! Four years after that, 2008, I did that and nearly got to the top, didn’t get a heart attack, but the body of my Sherpa’s father appeared in the snow, as he had previously died trying to climb Everest. There hadn’t been that much snow that year so the bodies just reappear. It was awful. The next year, 2009, by which time I was an OAP, I had worked out why I had failed twice: I was being too competitive. The next time I tried, I went with a Sherpa who was so fit, there was no point in trying to be competitive. I went very slowly that time.

 

What do you do to relax?

 To relax, I sleep! And listen to the music of Enya. In between my lectures I run around the Serpentine a couple of times. I don’t call it jogging though – it’s more ‘shuffling’.

 

In many people’s minds you are already superhuman – if you could choose a super power what would it be?

My super power would be to not have extreme vertigo! When I did the north face of the Eiger, I was being led by this guy who has done Everest 11 times. He is very clever at teaching his climbers how not to get vertigo temporarily. It’s pretty simple – don’t allow yourself to think below your feet at all. It seems obvious but don’t look down! Last August at home, the gutters got full of leaves, and I was too scared so I sent my wife up and I held the ladder.

Can I have two super powers? I have pre-diabetes, and if I don’t behave myself, I could get Type 2 diabetes, meaning that I could never have sugar again. My favourite food in the world is vanilla ice cream with hot chocolate sauce, so my super power would be that the I could eat all the sugar I wanted and still be healthy!

 

Who would you like to play you in the film of your life?

Ralph Fiennes or Joe Fiennes.

 

Of course! Which person do you most admire, living or dead – and why?

One of the people I admire the most is the polar explorer Captain Robert Falcon Scott. I’ve just written a book on him that tries to get to the truth of his wonderful career, as there are a lot of lies and rumours about him. He first discovered that Antarctica was a continent! But he had bad luck with the weather on his expeditions, and died in his tent. I also really admire the explorer Wilfred Thesiger, who carried out lots of expeditions in intense heat.

 

Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?

Honestly, I would invite my wife to my dream dinner party. Although I would also like to invite Jesus to make sure I haven’t wasted my time in believing in him. And maybe Stalin, Hitler and Mao so that I could poison them before they had done all their damage.

 

If you could go back in time, what time period would you travel to?

I would travel back to 1415. I would have preferred to live in the pre-digital age.

 

And lastly, what’s your next adventure?

Ah! The trouble with this question is that the enemy are constantly listening to what we are planning. If it’s a first, you don’t want to let anyone know, so unfortunately, I can’t divulge as to what I am doing next. You’ll just have to wait and see…!

Sir Ranulph Fiennes is at the Rose Theatre, Kingston on Mon 8 Oct. rosetheatrekingston.org

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1 comment on “Muddy meets… Sir Ranulph Fiennes”

  • RHONDA EVANS October 7, 2018

    Brilliant. x

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